RESIDENTS
Aside from the birds, everything the ad promised was true! But there was still one question left: who sent it?
I had run into two Objects who had been living here. Worryingly, they both appeared to be larval... But they seemed fine on their own. I interviewed them, thinking they might have the missing piece to this whole puzzle (they didn't L_L The mystery goes unsolved...).
INTERVIEW WITH FUNFETTI JR
1. Introduce yourself.
I'm Funfetti Jr. I.. um. I live here.
On your own?
...Radio's staying with me.
What about your parents?
[no answer.]
2. Do people visit often?
Sometimes. Radio's visiting!
3. Did you send this*?
(*referring to the ad)
I don't think so? I don't draw like that.
INTERVIEW WITH RADIO
1. Introduce yourself.
I'm Radio. I'm a student at [REDACTED].. I'm here to study ecology.
2. Aren't you Telly's machine?
Yes! This isn't about her.
3. Do you think your research will be useful?
What does it matter to you..?
It's just that Telly became a really successful magician-
This isn't about her!
...sorry
4. Do you know anything about this paper?
I found a document like that one... At [REDACTED]. When I was studying for finals.
Can I see it?
I... don't have it with me.